Compact Disc in an Eco-friendly cardboard wallet for all lovers of the environment and owners of cars with old stereos!
ONLY $8 FOR CRYPTID CLUB MEMBERS!
Please note: This is a pre-order. The physical albums will begin shipping on August 7th, 2026. Thank you.
12" heavy 180 gram vinyl record for serious collectors.
ONLY $21 FOR CRYPTID CLUB MEMBERS!
Please note: This is a pre-order. The physical albums will begin shipping on August 7th, 2026. Thank you.
Pick up a physical copy of the brand new single "Tears Of The Mothman", featuring additional tracks, Losing My Religion (R.E.M. Cover), Listening To The Wendigo, and Land Of Enchantment.
Grab a limited run DIY copy of Diversions on a CD made by JOEL in his own garage. Supplies are limited.
Show off one of your favorite cryptids on a soft Bella Canvas T-shirt, and remember... you are not a monster. Much love, friends.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this soft crew neck!
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this soft hoodie!
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this cool zip hoodie!
Features "You Are Not A Monster" Design on the back.
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
Show your love for JOEL with a sticker on display! Slap it on your laptop, your bumper, or a passing UFO. These stickers are high quality vinyl, weatherproof, and 3"x3". The nerds will come a runnin'!
Show your support for your ol' buddy JOEL!
Sport your buttons on a jacket, backpack, or your favorite guitar strap (like JOEL)
Featuring all your favorite cryptids from songs by JOEL!
Sport your buttons on a jacket, backpack, or your favorite guitar strap (like JOEL)
