12" heavy 180 gram vinyl record for serious collectors.
ONLY $21 FOR CRYPTID CLUB MEMBERS!
Please note: This is a pre-order. The physical albums will begin shipping on August 7th, 2026. Thank you.
$30.00
BRAND NEW APPAREL AVAILABLE NOW!
Most designs available in multiple color variants. All Zip Hoodies feature an emblem on the front left chest.
MUSIC
Compact Disc in an Eco-friendly cardboard wallet for all lovers of the environment and owners of cars with old stereos!
ONLY $8 FOR CRYPTID CLUB MEMBERS!
Please note: This is a pre-order. The physical albums will begin shipping on August 7th, 2026. Thank you.
$15.00
Pick up a physical copy of the brand new single "Tears Of The Mothman", featuring additional tracks, Losing My Religion (R.E.M. Cover), Listening To The Wendigo, and Land Of Enchantment.
These CDs will be discontinued at the end of 2026. Get yours while you can!
$5.00
Grab a limited run DIY copy of Diversions on a CD made by JOEL in his own garage.
These CDs will be discontinued at the end of 2026. Get yours while you can!
$5.00
ACCESSORIES
We have several of these posters left over after the release show. These are very limited quantity. Get yours before they're all gone!
$10.00
Show your support for your favorite paranormal band, JOEL!
Sport your buttons on a jacket, backpack, or like JOEL, on your favorite guitar strap.
$3.00
Featuring all your favorite cryptids from songs by JOEL!
Sport your buttons on a jacket, backpack, or just like JOEL, on your favorite guitar strap.
$6.00
A LONG WALK HOME-APPAREL
Represent the new full-length album from JOEL with a lightweight everyday tee designed for comfort and easy styling. Made from soft ring-spun cotton with durable construction, it's a wardrobe essential that works just as well on its own as it does layered with your favorite JOEL apparel.
$25.00
Represent the new full-length album from JOEL with a sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
$30.00
Represent the new full-length album from JOEL with a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in! This hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for long-awaited cooler evenings!
$35.00
It may be "A Long Walk Home", but it will be a long walk with style and comfort in mind. This zip hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, Read more
It may be "A Long Walk Home", but it will be a long walk with style and comfort in mind. This zip hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Features the "all-seeing eye" emblem on the front left chest.
$40.00
Tell your friends about the new album "A Long Walk Home" from your favorite paranormal rock band, JOEL in this stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
$25.00
MOTHMAN-APPAREL
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. When we say more, we mean nightmares too. Warning the town of coming disaster never felt so soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. This Mothman tee is a great fit for anyone.
$25.00
Harbingers of disaster need a sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep warm while lurking in the dark. This pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater made with air-jet spun yarn is soft and durable.
$30.00
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in while they lurk in the dark, warning passersby of certain calamity. So go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
$35.00
Designed with style and comfort or perhaps doom and gloom in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Features a "Mothman" emblem on the front left chest.
$40.00
An ominous yet stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight. Which is good since the Mothman usually brings heavy news.
$25.00
NESSIE-APPAREL
Spread Nessie's message of love and acceptance with this lightweight everyday tee designed for comfort and easy styling. Made from soft ring-spun cotton with durable construction, it's a wardrobe essential that works just as well on its own as it does layered with your favorite JOEL apparel.
$25.00
Show off your favorite aquatic cryptid and stay warm in this soft crew neck!
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
$30.00
Show off your favorite aquatic cryptid and stay warm in this soft hoodie!
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
$35.00
Show off your favorite aquatic cryptid with style and comfort in mind. This zip hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
Features "Nessie" emblem on the front left chest.
$40.00
Spread Nessie's message of love and acceptance in this stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.
$25.00
This hat features your favorite aquatic cryptid on lightweight polyester for all-day comfort, a classic braided rope detail on the bill, and a Stay-Dri sweatband for moisture control. Wear it to the beach, the marina, the loch, or just to complete your everyday look.
$25.00