A Long Walk Home - 12" Vinyl
12" heavy 180 gram vinyl record for serious collectors.
ONLY $21 FOR CRYPTID CLUB MEMBERS!
Please note: This is a pre-order. The physical albums will begin shipping on August 7th, 2026. Thank you.
$30.00
BUY THE NEW ALBUM (A LONG WALK HOME) TODAY!
A Long Walk Home - CD
Compact Disc in an Eco-friendly cardboard wallet for all lovers of the environment and owners of cars with old stereos!
ONLY $8 FOR CRYPTID CLUB MEMBERS!
Please note: This is a pre-order. The physical albums will begin shipping on August 7th, 2026. Thank you.
$15.00
Tears Of The Mothman (Single) - CD
Pick up a physical copy of the brand new single "Tears Of The Mothman", featuring additional tracks, Losing My Religion (R.E.M. Cover), Listening To The Wendigo, and Land Of Enchantment.
$5.00
Diversions EP - CD
Grab a limited run DIY copy of Diversions on a CD made by JOEL in his own garage. Supplies are limited.
$5.00
Nessie T-Shirt
Show off one of your favorite cryptids on a soft Bella Canvas T-shirt, and remember... you are not a monster. Much love, friends. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with Read more
Show off one of your favorite cryptids on a soft Bella Canvas T-shirt, and remember... you are not a monster. Much love, friends.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
$25.00
Nessie Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this soft crew neck! A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn Read more
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this soft crew neck!
A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
$30.00
Nessie Hoodie
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this soft hoodie! Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% Read more
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this soft hoodie!
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
$35.00
Nessie Zip Hoodie
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this cool zip hoodie! Features "You Are Not A Monster" Design on the back. Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. Read more
Show off one of your favorite cryptids and stay warm in this cool zip hoodie!
Features "You Are Not A Monster" Design on the back.
Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
$40.00
3"x3" Stickers
Show your love for JOEL with a sticker on display! Slap it on your laptop, your bumper, or a passing UFO. These stickers are high quality vinyl, weatherproof, and 3"x3". The nerds will come a runnin'!
$3.00
JOEL 1" button pack
Show your support for your ol' buddy JOEL!
Sport your buttons on a jacket, backpack, or your favorite guitar strap (like JOEL)
$3.00
The Cryptids 1" button pack
Featuring all your favorite cryptids from songs by JOEL!
Sport your buttons on a jacket, backpack, or your favorite guitar strap (like JOEL)
$6.00